dammit, chapter 427, just another day of BS

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/12/2016 at 07:41 • Filed to: None

client: the stairs should go to the rear.

me: OK

client: the stairs should go in the front.

me: OK

civil engineer: no they should go to the back.

me: OK

client: lets have a door out the garage

me: OK

client: Lets put the stairs to the front

me I’M GUNNA BURN THE MUTHA FUCKIN STAIRS TO THE GROUND

client: lets just keep them where they are.....

the last two lines may not have actually happened.

DISCUSSION (6)

Svend > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/12/2016 at 07:54

Customers are annoying at the best of times.

I work in a grocery store on nights and often get customers who will take 30+ minutes to pick a yoghurt (granted we sell over 650 types and flavours of yoghurt, I wish I was exaggerating). I walk up to them and say, ‘I bet you take less time to pick a new car or new house, it’s a yoghurt, pick one and get on with your lives, were not getting any younger’. We have a laugh but often I’m thinking, ‘come on for goodness sakes. Pick something and move on already’.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Svend
10/12/2016 at 08:30

if only we could do business without customers.

Svend > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/12/2016 at 08:39

I know, right. I keep saying this to my managers.

But I’d sooner have no managers than no customers.

I don’t suffer fools gladly (let’s be honest, who does?) and managers are just that (well mine certainly are). Lol.